As my job hunt continues, this is a humorous look at what not to do:
TOP 10 REASONS NOT TO FILL OUT A JOB APPLICATION CORRECTLY
10. You don't want to get a good job.
9. Two words: state lottery.
8. You've found your life's calling flipping burgers under the Golden Arches.
7. Your Great Aunt Ophelia died and left you her lucky monkey's paw, so your future is set.
6. You get mail from Publisher's Clearing House regularly.
5. You think, why bother, I'll marry money.
4. You figure, everyone else has their own TV talk or reality show, someday soon, I will too.
3. Yur'e a terabbl speler.
2. You get your Social Security number mixed up with your phone number.
1. The employer might recognize your name from TV's "America's Most Wanted."
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